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English phrase - Chinese Interpretation

Are you harboring a fugitive? -------- Hu Yu Hai Ding?

See me A.S.A.P. ---------------------- Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man --------------------------- Dum Gai

Small Horse -------------------------- Tai Ni Po Ni

Your price is too high! -------------- No Bai Dam Ting!!

Did you go to the beach? ------------- Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table --------- Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a facelift ---------- Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here --------------- Wai So Dim?

Has your flight been delayed? -------- Hao Long Wei Ting?

That was an unauthorized execution --- Lin Ching

I thought you were on a diet --------- Wai Yu Mun Ching?

This is a tow away zone -------------- No Pah King

You know the lyrics to the Macarena? - Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?

You are not very bright -------------- Yu So Dum

I got this for free ------------------ Ai No Pei

I am not guilty ---------------------- Wai Hang Mi?

Please, stay a while longer ---------- Wai Go Nao?

Our meeting was scheduled for next week - Wai Yu Kum Nao

They have arrived --------------------- Hia Dei Kum

Stay out of sight --------------------- Lei Lo

He's cleaning his automobile ---------- Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive ----------- Hu Man Go!

Pew! does this bathroom stink! -------- Hu Flung Dung?

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