Self-Test

Are You Professional?

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are qualified to be "professional". Scroll down for each answer. The questions are not that difficult.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator. This tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?

Correct Answer: You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.

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Teach Yourself Chinese in 10 Minutes

English phrase - Chinese Interpretation


Are you harboring a fugitive? -------- Hu Yu Hai Ding?

See me A.S.A.P. ---------------------- Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man --------------------------- Dum Gai

Small Horse -------------------------- Tai Ni Po Ni

Your price is too high! -------------- No Bai Dam Ting!!

Did you go to the beach? ------------- Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table --------- Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a facelift ---------- Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here --------------- Wai So Dim?

Has your flight been delayed? -------- Hao Long Wei Ting?

That was an unauthorized execution --- Lin Ching

I thought you were on a diet --------- Wai Yu Mun Ching?

This is a tow away zone -------------- No Pah King

You know the lyrics to the Macarena? - Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?

You are not very bright -------------- Yu So Dum

I got this for free ------------------ Ai No Pei

I am not guilty ---------------------- Wai Hang Mi?

Please, stay a while longer ---------- Wai Go Nao?

Our meeting was scheduled for next week - Wai Yu Kum Nao

They have arrived --------------------- Hia Dei Kum

Stay out of sight --------------------- Lei Lo

He's cleaning his automobile ---------- Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive ----------- Hu Man Go!

Pew! does this bathroom stink! -------- Hu Flung Dung?



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